Note: I wrote this after watching the first episode of Canadian Idol this week -- that is to say, the boys' performances.

Here are my personal top three favourite Idols, my thoughts on them, some random funny stuff about the show, whatever. Me rambling, essentially. If you're reading this, you should be used to that kind of thing.

( Hello, I'm Ben Mulroney, and I'm going to juggle knives while riding a unicycle. )